Wednesday, September 21, 2011

this is why I don't do laundry


She's a psycho. I've never been so sure in my life. Setting your failing relationship equal to laundry? That has to be ironic in itself. If you're so pathetic that you analyze doing you're laundry, you should probably be single. If you can compare your lover to doiled clothes, it's probably not working. Moreover, if you cannot look at a shirt without thinking about adultery, you should check in to some kind of facility. Seriously, I doubt you've ever even had a boyfriend.

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