Hazel Tells Laverne

"ya little green pervert
am i hitsm with my mop
an has ta flush
the toilet down three times"

The classic fairytale about the Princess and the Frog finally gets a twist that I can enjoy. The uneducated vernacular shows that the speaker is of a lower social class. Most women, when told that they can be a princess, will do anything for the title. Being a princess is everyone's dream. However, because of this woman's social class,  she doesn't waste time dreaming about an unlikely life. In fact, the speaker doesn't even consider the possibility of kissing the frog or becoming a princess. She is what we would call a realist. The poem goes to show that the less fortunate don't waste their time on sreams because they hardly ever come true.  I believe that this is the more likely ending to the classic fairytale.