The Creeps Come Out in February

How many ways can a person say awkward? Kind of like how one should not mention diarrhea in a college essay except this time it's testicles in a poem. If this is art I am perfectly alright with having no creativity. "He shoots. He scores." refers to..... let's just say the male half of the reproductive process. However, I'm stunned to analyze that the tone was bitter towards the cat's shooting percentage, but not hateful. The awkward mood reaches it's climax when the reader realizes that February equals winter and winter equals cat living inside. So what do you get when you put an unfixed cat in a house with a cat lover? Please don't answer that. It's already awkward enough to have a teacher read this.